I'm a pretty awesome hairdresser. Here are some pictures of hair I've done. Click to see more!

Pastor:
Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience:
Amen!
Pastor:
Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor:
You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor:
There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor:
Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor:
We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor:
The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor:
The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor:
So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
1 month ago
ikilledalaska:

sadness
i give up
if it’s in my ramen soup packets
it’s everywhere

ikilledalaska:

sadness

i give up

if it’s in my ramen soup packets

it’s everywhere

(Source: cannabinomad)

My friend has salmonella and just barfed on his dog. Just thought you should know.

1 month ago
 

New colour.

New colour.

 

Homemade cat carriers.

Homemade cat carriers.

 

This is a cat we have for adoption in a cage I made out of baskets.

This is a cat we have for adoption in a cage I made out of baskets.

 

 

Play wif meeeee!

Play wif meeeee!

 

Here is Wesley with Rufus.  Rufus is a Great Dane/Saint Bernard. In conclusion, Wesley is unacceptably huge.

Here is Wesley with Rufus. Rufus is a Great Dane/Saint Bernard. In conclusion, Wesley is unacceptably huge.

 

Fwenz

Fwenz

 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: life is an infomercial

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: life is an infomercial

 

This is the ugly part of our yard.

This is the ugly part of our yard.

 

I found these in our garden today.  Surprise!

I found these in our garden today. Surprise!