I seem to be stuck.  I want to change careers so badly.  I don’t like what I do anymore, I don’t make any money doing it, and on top of it I’m ashamed to tell people what I do when they ask.  I looked into other options.  I am not qualified to do anything else so I need to go back to school.  The programs I’ve looked into are all impossible for one reason or another.  Either I wouldn’t be able to work while I went, or I don’t have the prerequisites, or the classes are full for the next two years.  I made such a mistake when I decided my life was over at sixteen and stopped making an effort toward success.  Now it’s too late and I’m doomed to poverty.  I’m really discouraged.

Pec implants: Are you fucking serious?

therellbenomorelies:

siopold:

lets-have-awkward-sex:

mickjaggerstinytodger:

*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*

you can’t just thoreau your life away like that

OH MY GOD

It boggles my mind that people will believe in a compilation of books written by unknown authors hundreds and thousands of years ago over science, recorded history, and observable reality.

— my mother TRYING TO DEFEND the Bible’s validity as proof that Christianity is legit in a debate I had with her over religion vs. observable reality